A) What's your name or shall I just call you Pissface? Sid
B) Gender? (it will be embarassing if the photos don't tell) female
C) Age? 19
D) Height? 5'6"
E) Location? (please don't try to get witty with this and just tell us where you relly live)United States
F) Sexuality? (trust me it's a basic) pansexual
G) Why are you applying? Because I'm a photowhore
2. Your image:
A) Tell me your style. I don't really have a style
B) Do you think you're attractive? Why (not)? Yeah, My eyes and lack of breasts
C) Do you think other people think you're attractive? Why (not)? Yeah, my hair, eyes, and body
D) Will I think you're attractive? Why (not)? I don't know, I don't know what you find attractive
E) How important are the opinions of others on your looks to you? unless they are a close friend i really don't give a damn
F) What do you consider your best feature? eyes, mouth, hair
G) What do you consider your worst feature? feet
3. Your personality:
A) Five words to sum yourself up. caring, unique, spacey, sarcastic, aggressive
B) Five insults you've recieved. "Are you on prozac?", "Are you goth?", "fat ass", "dyke", "satan"
C) Are you a cunt? no, that would be cannibalism
D) Do you have one? Sure do, and a right sexy one at that
E) Are you passive or assertive? In a fight? Assertive, Talking to people? Passive, In bed? Both!
F) Do you know the meaning of tact? Yeah, but why use it?
G) Do you tell people what's on your mind? all the time
H) Turn ons? intelligent, pale, thin, redheads... and brunettes ... guys (and girls) that know how to have fun
I) Turn offs? stupid people
4. Your life:
A) Who is the most important person in your life. Why? i dont think i have one
B) Tell me about one time when you were really frickin' pleased with yourself. when i stopped cutting
C) Tell me about one time you fucked up. i cut myself and lied about it to my ex, she found out..
D) Are you a slut? I can be
E) You have an entire free weekend. What do you do? sleep, write, read, call someone up
F) Do you think you'll ever get married? nope, don't want to
5. What are your views on:
A) Feminism? all for it, fuck the 30% pay gap!
B) Racism? fuck it!
C) Homophobia? *Flips da bird*
D) Organised religion? Fuck that shit
E) *shudder* Country music? don't you mean CUNTrey? ... eh either way it's vile
F) This application? very origional
A) Your father had been bitten by a snake in his male bits and pieces. You're miles and miles away from a hospital and he could die. Would you suck the poison out? no... just ...sweet jesus, no!
B) What the fuck would you do if Courtney Love attacked you in a dark alley with a flash light and a glass bottle? Cower in fear that she'd try and sing
C) You could choose one super hero power. What would you choose? mind reading
D) You can bring one dead person back to life. Who? Siouxsie Sioux
E) Rich or famous? rich
7. Random questions:
A) Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? why boys? give me good looking androgynous men!
B) Favourite bands/artists? David Bowie, Placebo, Garbage, Bikini Kill, The Butchies, Joy Division, the Cure, The Sex Pistols, Bauhaus, The Creatures, Mazzy Star, The Start
C) What's your damage? self mutilation
D) Have you got side tracked and started touching yourself while watching internet porn during this application? No, but do you have any recommendations
E) Are you bored now? not yet
F) Think we're done? nope
8. Just a little game:
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Garbage
A) Are you male or female? Stupid Girl
B) Describe yourself. I think I'm paranoid
C) How do some people feel about you? queer
D) How do you feel about yourself? supervixen
E) Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest. #1 crush/only happy when it rains/it's all over but the crying
F) Where would you rather be? Hanging with the Bitches
G) Describe what you want to be. androgyny/ special
H) Describe how you live. Til the Day I Die
I) Describe how you love. Sleep Together
J) Share a few words of wisdom. The Trick Is To Keep Breathing
(just because I thought that game was quite fucking hard. Don't forget to tell me what cunting band it is)
9. Right. Picture time. WHORE THYSELF:
Like I said, photowhore....