Helga Montana (selloutgirl) wrote in hothothot_topic,
Helga Montana

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My name is Helga and I'm fucking hot

What's your name or shall I just call you Pissface?
Helga. And please don't ask me where Arnold is.

Gender? (it will be embarassing if the photos don't tell)



Location? (please don't try to get witty with this and just tell us where you relly live)

Sexuality? (trust me it's a basic)
Straight (unfortunately)

Why are you applying?
Because my ego needs to be fed.

Your image:
Tell me your style.
Confused. Nah, eclectic. I practically live in skirts.

Do you think you're attractive? Why (not)?
Well, I'm definitely not ugly.

Do you think other people think you're attractive? Why (not)?
Yes. I am worshipped. By retards, though. Tsk.

Will I think you're attractive? Why (not)?
Hmmm. Hopefully.

How important are the opinions of others on your looks to you?
Not very. Everything is relative anyway.

What do you consider your best feature?
My skin.

What do you consider your worst feature?
I hate my feet.

Your personality:
Five words to sum yourself up.
Intelligent, Fun, Moody, Sarcastic, Drunk

Five insults you've recieved.
..I usually dish out the insults, but hmmm..
You're brainless, You can't sing for shit, You're kinda.. big, You should be a lesbian with the way you treat guys, Shut up already

Are you a cunt?
I try not to be.

Do you have one?
Yes and I worship her.

Are you passive or assertive?
It depends. But usually, I assert myself. Unless I'm in stoic-mode.

Do you know the meaning of tact?
Yes, and it's one of my best features.

Do you tell people what's on your mind?

Turn ons?
sarcasm, intelligence, boys with long hair, musicians

Turn offs?
any form of stupidity, bad diction, incorrect grammar

Your life:
Who is the most important person in your life. Why?
My mom. She sends me to school and because I love her.

Tell me about one time when you were really frickin' pleased with yourself.
When one of my professors indirectly said I was God. And she wasn't being sarcastic.

Tell me about one time you fucked up.
Lending my discman to my ex. He still fucking has it. Grrr.

Are you a slut?
I used to be one.

You have an entire free weekend. What do you do?
Drink, hang out, play Free Cell, go dance at clubs, watch bands, read

Do you think you'll ever get married?
I don't believe in marriage, but I'm open to the idea.

What are your views on:
I'm a post-feminist. I hate it when my friends get on women-empowerment mode. Hell, enough with the crap already.

I can get racist at times, but at the end of the day, I'm still a big fan of diversity.

Homophobics are asstards and they should grow brains.

Organised religion?
I'm an atheist. And I'm against all religions.

*shudder* Country music?

This application?
Kinda fun. Hell, I'm answering it and I haven't clicked the little x yet.

Your father had been bitten by a snake in his male bits and pieces. You're miles and miles away from a hospital and he could die. Would you suck the poison out?
No. I'd make him masturbate while I'm a comfortable distance away.

What the fuck would you do if Courtney Love attacked you in a dark alley with a flash light and a glass bottle?
I actually wish this would happen. Courtney love beat the shit out of me! Whooo!!!

You could choose one super hero power. What would you choose?

You can bring one dead person back to life. Who?
Oscar Wilde.

Rich or famous?
Famous. I want groupies and fans who'd kill themselves because I blew them off.

Random questions:
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
No.. my avril lavigne ringtone does though

Favourite bands/artists?
silverchair, the cranberries, our lady peace, dave matthews band, garbage, hanson (yes, hanson), tori amos, hole, a perfect circle, fiona apple

What's your damage?
beer beer beer

Have you got side tracked and started touching yourself while watching internet porn during this application?
I can't multi-task

Are you bored now?
My cigs tide me through

Think we're done?
Judging by the scrollbar.. almost

Just a little game:
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles:
Seeing as I've doone it I'll use a different band.

1. Are you male or female? Dancing Nancies
2. Describe yourself. Proud Monkey
3. How do some people feel about you? Sleep To Dream Her
4. How do you feel about yourself? Captain Of This Ship
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest. Drive In Drive Out
6. Where would you rather be? What Will Become Of Me
7. Describe what you want to be. Best of What's Around
8. Describe how you live. Cry Freedom
9. Describe how you love. So Much To Say
10. Share a few words of wisdom. Fool To Think
(just because I thought that game was quite fucking hard. Don't forget to tell me what cunting band it is) Dave Matthews Band

Right. Picture time. WHORE THYSELF:
(sorry if the pics are too large. and about the last pic, couldn't resist smiling)

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