A) What's your name or shall I just call you Pissface? Raeeka, I'll pass on the Pissface.
B) Gender? (it will be embarassing if the photos don't tell) Female.
C) Age? 18
D) Height? about 5'8.
E) Location? (please don't try to get witty with this and just tell us where you relly live) in Bucks in England
F) Sexuality? (trust me it's a basic) I swing both ways
G) Why are you applying? because I love Tamati & because the layout of this community is hothot.
2. Your image:
A) Tell me your style. quirky, I guess. I buy whatever makes me feel good in what I'm wearing... but it's not one set type of stuff. some days it's girlygirl other days it's more revealing stuff.
B) Do you think you're attractive? Why (not)? on good days.
C) Do you think other people think you're attractive? Why (not)? I think some do, some don't, that's the way it works.
D) Will I think you're attractive? Why (not)? well I can't read your mind, you're gonna tell me in a minute. one would hope.
E) How important are the opinions of others on your looks to you? A little. Not overwhelmingly. If I think I look good, I think I look good & that's that.
F) What do you consider your best feature? my eyes.
G) What do you consider your worst feature? my figure
3. Your personality:
A) Five words to sum yourself up. Creative, intelligent, fun-loving, loving, intense.
B) Five insults you've recieved. haha, nice one. You're selfish, you're a 'Nirvana-minger', fat as a house, boring, lazy. All of which were made by total cunts, of course.
C) Are you a cunt? on bad days.
D) Do you have one? yes.
E) Are you passive or assertive? Assertive.
F) Do you know the meaning of tact? it's my middle name.
G) Do you tell people what's on your mind? yes.
H) Turn ons? honesty, sense of humour, charisma
I) Turn offs? arrogance, selfishness, dishonesty
4. Your life:
A) Who is the most important person in your life. Why? Myself. because it's my life.
B) Tell me about one time when you were really frickin' pleased with yourself. when I did an open mic night for charity & most of the kids in the nearby towns came & we made £500.
C) Tell me about one time you fucked up. I didn't help my sister as much as I should have.
D) Are you a slut? No
E) You have an entire free weekend. What do you do? party with my friends at every forseeable moment, & watch movies & read in the quiet times
F) Do you think you'll ever get married? If I meet the right guy
5. What are your views on:
A) Feminism? the original meaning I'm all for. equality. not nazi-feminism though.
B) Racism? Very anti.
C) Homophobia? again very anti. it doesn't even bother me to see homosexual couples making out in public etc. & if anyone's going too far in my face then I'll tell them to get a room, regardless of their sexuality.
D) Organised religion? I'm not a fan of religion, it seems to breed too much hatred. but for some people it's a source of happiness in their lives & I would never wish to take that away from anyone.
E) *shudder* Country music? die.
F) This application? it was kinda fun to fill out.
A) Your father had been bitten by a snake in his male bits and pieces. You're miles and miles away from a hospital and he could die. Would you suck the poison out? oh my GOD. probably, & then vomit profusely & want to die afterwards.
B) What the fuck would you do if Courtney Love attacked you in a dark alley with a flash light and a glass bottle? laugh my ass off, & then flip out a mirror & reflect the light on her so she could see what a mess she is.
C) You could choose one super hero power. What would you choose? this is hard. mind-reading, I think.
D) You can bring one dead person back to life. Who? Brandon Lee
E) Rich or famous? famous
7. Random questions:
A) Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? only if they like the flavour
B) Favourite bands/artists? Tori Amos, Counting Crows, SOAD, Tool, Bush, Jewel
C) What's your damage? want a list? what's yours?
D) Have you got side tracked and started touching yourself while watching internet porn during this application? sadly not
E) Are you bored now? no
F) Think we're done? apparently not
8. Just a little game:
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Bush
A) Are you male or female? Alien
B) Describe yourself. Jesus online
C) How do some people feel about you? A tendency to start fires
D) How do you feel about yourself? Prizefighter
E) Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest Out of this world
F) Where would you rather be? Land of the living
G) Describe what you want to be. The people that we love
H) Describe how you live. Altered States
I) Describe how you love. Greedy Fly
J) Share a few words of wisdom. Everything Zen.
(just because I thought that game was quite fucking hard. Don't forget to tell me what cunting band it is)
9. Right. Picture time. WHORE THYSELF: